| the final humiliation of the male sex organ? |
German men are being shamed into urinating while sitting down by a gadget which is saving millions of women from cleaning up in the bathroom after them.
About 1.8 million toilets are already haunted by Spuk, or Spook, as the little $10 device is called. Attached to the underside of the toilet seat, Spuk quietly endures sitting visitors. But anyone trying to lift the seat and attempt to stand and urinate (known as Stehpinkeln) should be prepared for the ghosts unrelenting wrath.
Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you dont want any trouble, youd best sit down, one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader, Chancellor Gerhard Schroder. Another has a voice similar to that of his predecessor, Helmut Kohl.
Excuse me, but theres a penalty for peeing while standing in this house, it warns culprits. Youd better not risk any problems and sit down!
Other versions start roaring like a lion or try to persuade stubborn customers with the soothing voice of a female flight attendant.
We welcome you aboard Never Come Back Airlines, the voice says. Wed like to ask our male passengers in particular to sit down, buckle up and refrain from smoking.
Weve lost 1.8 million Germans to Spuk and now I am hearing through the grapevine that Swedish women now demand that their men use the toilet in a strictly sedentary posture.
article found at: http://www.dumpyourwifenow.com/2007/03/22/women-want-men-to-sit-when-peeing/
I suppose it's not only Germans who are tortured by women to do it.
PS>When I am drunk I sit down to pee - otherwise it'd go all over the place.
Don't know about you Gents
:-)
Greetings to all women
About 1.8 million toilets are already haunted by Spuk, or Spook, as the little $10 device is called. Attached to the underside of the toilet seat, Spuk quietly endures sitting visitors. But anyone trying to lift the seat and attempt to stand and urinate (known as Stehpinkeln) should be prepared for the ghosts unrelenting wrath.
Hey, stand-peeing is not allowed here and will be punished with fines, so if you dont want any trouble, youd best sit down, one of the devices orders in a voice impersonating the German leader, Chancellor Gerhard Schroder. Another has a voice similar to that of his predecessor, Helmut Kohl.
Excuse me, but theres a penalty for peeing while standing in this house, it warns culprits. Youd better not risk any problems and sit down!
Other versions start roaring like a lion or try to persuade stubborn customers with the soothing voice of a female flight attendant.
We welcome you aboard Never Come Back Airlines, the voice says. Wed like to ask our male passengers in particular to sit down, buckle up and refrain from smoking.
Weve lost 1.8 million Germans to Spuk and now I am hearing through the grapevine that Swedish women now demand that their men use the toilet in a strictly sedentary posture.
article found at: http://www.dumpyourwifenow.com/2007/03/22/women-want-men-to-sit-when-peeing/
I suppose it's not only Germans who are tortured by women to do it.
PS>When I am drunk I sit down to pee - otherwise it'd go all over the place.
Don't know about you Gents
:-)
Greetings to all women
| Pee! |
Yea it's a really fucked up world isn't it? What about this : http://www.urinelle.biz/html/en/About.shtml 
Wise move JBP, to sit down while drunk!!!
Fortunately/Unfortunately I don't have one of those women things to clean up after me or my son, (when he pees all over the floor) so I have come to appreciate the need to aim. Because I also want a clean toilet.
Hey why don't they just glue the toilet seat bit to the bowl, much easier! The seats easier to wipe off too!
Might just do that to my own toilet, thinking about it!
Wise move JBP, to sit down while drunk!!!
Fortunately/Unfortunately I don't have one of those women things to clean up after me or my son, (when he pees all over the floor) so I have come to appreciate the need to aim. Because I also want a clean toilet.
Hey why don't they just glue the toilet seat bit to the bowl, much easier! The seats easier to wipe off too!
Might just do that to my own toilet, thinking about it!
| I hate people who miss! |
I usually sit when I pee, except when I'm drunk or out in the wilds. Or when someone before me didn't sit and sprayed the toilet before me. Even then I'd prefer not to have to, but there's reasons for - - even though the distance to target while standing may be just a few inches.. . .. uhm, ok I won't go into details.
please dont... god that sucks for you germans
| Was Macht Du? |
das ich nicht allerest!!! ich gehen imp zu houze...
hey, guess cleanliness is next to my personal
position of deity status.. I stink, therefore I am???
just a legend in his own mind ya know...
on a serious note, does what men endure ever
level out to come close to what women endure
for us in the long run?? hell mine has been
chief cook and bottle washer; orderly and
support for close to six of the eighteen years
we've been together.. ya know, include to brats
and this woman has suffered to endure and
persevere for almost a third of her life now..
it's either gird your loins a little guys, or
do like Al Bundy, make your "man's johnson"
down in the basement - cellar!!!
;-)
blessings,
Dan - Blue
hey, guess cleanliness is next to my personal
position of deity status.. I stink, therefore I am???
just a legend in his own mind ya know...
on a serious note, does what men endure ever
level out to come close to what women endure
for us in the long run?? hell mine has been
chief cook and bottle washer; orderly and
support for close to six of the eighteen years
we've been together.. ya know, include to brats
and this woman has suffered to endure and
persevere for almost a third of her life now..
it's either gird your loins a little guys, or
do like Al Bundy, make your "man's johnson"
down in the basement - cellar!!!
;-)
blessings,
Dan - Blue
I mean I do stand sometimes especially at the irish pub. Wouldnt dare sitting there, I might catch something. Anyway to enjoy that same experience check this
cheerz
cheerz
| LOL |
So that's what it's like trying to piss while pissed
Very entertaining.
And yes, those poor unsuspecting men.
Just out of interest, what do the females of this site think.
Cheers!
WB
Very entertaining.
And yes, those poor unsuspecting men.
Just out of interest, what do the females of this site think.
Cheers!
WB
PuppetXeno wrote…
I mean I do stand sometimes especially at the irish pub. Wouldnt dare sitting there, I might catch something. Anyway to enjoy that same experience check this
cheerz
Holy cow - I tried that link - it was quite difficult - does it really drift all around like that? LOL!!
spoon wrote…
Holy cow - I tried that link - it was quite difficult - does it really drift all around like that? LOL!!
silentslaughter wrote…
please dont... god that sucks for you germans
hey hey...
could i say: "I pee sitting, so I am." ??
..by the way.. i DO SIT every time... although i'm german - it's no
big deal to sit and NOT decrease the quality of life of the one who has to clean it up..
hmm.. "germans"
don't arouse prejudices.. thats what some people actually hate germany for, it sucks!
....oh... i think thats pretty far away from the topic - sorry
spoon wrote…
PuppetXeno wrote…
I mean I do stand sometimes especially at the irish pub. Wouldnt dare sitting there, I might catch something. Anyway to enjoy that same experience check this
cheerz
Holy cow - I tried that link - it was quite difficult - does it really drift all around like that? LOL!!
only when you're drunk!
Hey baverbach then you might as well get your self a 'french toilet' not the 'bidet' but the hole in the ground with a place to put your feet each side of it, then you just squat over it and do your do, so to say!
Actually the original and best position to 'dump your load' and to give birth (also dumping your load!!!)
Ha! SQUAT THE LOT !!
Actually the original and best position to 'dump your load' and to give birth (also dumping your load!!!)
Ha! SQUAT THE LOT !!
| Urinals |
I think the German men should get together to make it law to remove all standard toilets with urinals . Could you imagine what it would look like to see a female having to stick their bot in a urinal to have a piss. now that what I call Taking the piss LOL
| God's Gift to Man |
God had nearly finished making Man and Woman, and just had two final gifts in his bag to give out.
He reached in to the bag and pulled out a gift, looked at it and said "Well, who want to have the ability to pee standing up?"
Adam could barely contain his excitement. He said "me God, oh me God. Please, please can I have the gift of standing up to pee. That would be just so great! I'd be able to pee in any situation; up against trees, and in bushes; I could see how high I could get the stream, and I could write my name in the snow with my pee too. Oh, please Lord, let me have the ability to pee standing up!!!"
God was moved by Adam's enthusiasm, and said "Adam, I can see how much you want to be able to pee standing up, so I gladly give this gift to you."
"Now Eve," said God, "What do we have as the last gift in the bag?"
So God took out the last gift and said
"Ah, multiple orgasms!!!"
He reached in to the bag and pulled out a gift, looked at it and said "Well, who want to have the ability to pee standing up?"
Adam could barely contain his excitement. He said "me God, oh me God. Please, please can I have the gift of standing up to pee. That would be just so great! I'd be able to pee in any situation; up against trees, and in bushes; I could see how high I could get the stream, and I could write my name in the snow with my pee too. Oh, please Lord, let me have the ability to pee standing up!!!"
God was moved by Adam's enthusiasm, and said "Adam, I can see how much you want to be able to pee standing up, so I gladly give this gift to you."
"Now Eve," said God, "What do we have as the last gift in the bag?"
So God took out the last gift and said
"Ah, multiple orgasms!!!"
| well well.... |
what an enlightening topic while enjoying my morning tea.
& imagine my chagrin.....when this topic got......SPAMMMMED!!!!
I'm SO EXCITED.....i think i just caught my first spammer!!!!!!
& imagine my chagrin.....when this topic got......SPAMMMMED!!!!
I'm SO EXCITED.....i think i just caught my first spammer!!!!!!
| ok....bubu beat me to it.... |
so....back to the topic......lolol
from a females view....there's one thing that drives me batty. You guys can pee standing up, on your head or from across the room hanging from the shower curtain if that's what "butters your bread."
just please PLEASE put the seat back down!
the main difference between males & females.....is that males approach the toilet face first. females....in the dark of night....trying their d@mnedest.....not to trip over the cat......approach the toilet....@ss backwards.
we don't always see the lid not being down & end up having an early morning swim.......in really cold water........in really cold porcelain.
THAT'S the only reason I ever got pissed (!) off at a male for not closing it up after he was done.
great......topic lolololol......
mb
from a females view....there's one thing that drives me batty. You guys can pee standing up, on your head or from across the room hanging from the shower curtain if that's what "butters your bread."
just please PLEASE put the seat back down!
the main difference between males & females.....is that males approach the toilet face first. females....in the dark of night....trying their d@mnedest.....not to trip over the cat......approach the toilet....@ss backwards.
we don't always see the lid not being down & end up having an early morning swim.......in really cold water........in really cold porcelain.
THAT'S the only reason I ever got pissed (!) off at a male for not closing it up after he was done.
great......topic lolololol......
mb
| It's plain old discrimination against us |
marthamaymoo wrote…
so....back to the topic......lolol
from a females view....there's one thing that drives me batty. You guys can pee standing up, on your head or from across the room hanging from the shower curtain if that's what "butters your bread."
just please PLEASE put the seat back down!
the main difference between males & females.....is that males approach the toilet face first. females....in the dark of night....trying their d@mnedest.....not to trip over the cat......approach the toilet....@ss backwards.
we don't always see the lid not being down & end up having an early morning swim.......in really cold water........in really cold porcelain.
THAT'S the only reason I ever got pissed (!) off at a male for not closing it up after he was done.
great......topic lolololol......
.
It's discrimination I tell you, call the lawyers and put em to work, lol
There is only one word to describe this.
Communism!!!!
Its freaking communism all over again!!!!
We're all doomed people.
Sit down and buckle up
Communism!!!!
Its freaking communism all over again!!!!
We're all doomed people.
Sit down and buckle up
TheKunadiun wrote…
There is only one word to describe this.
Communism!!!!
Its freaking communism all over again!!!!
We're all doomed people.
Sit down and buckle up
lol!
i meant to say stand up i guess...but i was just thinking of being strapped down and not having any freedom lol
im totally gonna die
i meant to say stand up i guess...but i was just thinking of being strapped down and not having any freedom lol
im totally gonna die
| re: God's Gift to Man |
Jiminuk wrote…
God had nearly finished making Man and Woman, and just had two final gifts in his bag to give out.
He reached in to the bag and pulled out a gift, looked at it and said "Well, who want to have the ability to pee standing up?"
Adam could barely contain his excitement. He said "me God, oh me God. Please, please can I have the gift of standing up to pee. That would be just so great! I'd be able to pee in any situation; up against trees, and in bushes; I could see how high I could get the stream, and I could write my name in the snow with my pee too. Oh, please Lord, let me have the ability to pee standing up!!!"
God was moved by Adam's enthusiasm, and said "Adam, I can see how much you want to be able to pee standing up, so I gladly give this gift to you."
"Now Eve," said God, "What do we have as the last gift in the bag?"
So God took out the last gift and said
"Ah, multiple orgasms!!!"
:D
LMAO!!!!! that just made my day lol OMG....
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